Bad Marriages

I heard this joke earlier:

          -- >  If Courtney Cox married Andy Dick, it would be the Cox-Dick wedding.

Okay, maybe that's not the funniest joke ever, but it got me thinking about how when people with names that when together, produce an unfortunate new meaning, how do they deal with it... or should they? Perhaps we are the ones who should gain some maturity and not find it funny?


Let's play a game with pretend celebrity marriages. I'll start.

If Courtney Love married Andy Dick, it would be the Love-Dick wedding. Quite the wedding announcement in the paper, but if she then decided to use both names and hyphenate them... she'd be Courtney Love-Dick.

Now it's your turn. Post yours in the comments!