One Liners for Life

I've ignored this blog for a long time because I have fracas and fraccers but for some reason, technorati loves this one, and so... who am I to argue? I shall post here too, and I guess folks can assume I spend too much time online.

I'm starting off again then, by offering up some of life's little bits of advice... available in one line!


  1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  2. Don't drink and park; accidents cause people!
  3. Don't wish for it... work for it!
  4. Be nice to your kids, they'll pick out your nursing home.
  5. It's always too early to quit.
  6. Never eat more than you can lift.
  7. To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
  8. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  9. Talk only if you can improve on the silence.
  10. If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it!
  11. The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory.
  12. If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
  13. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  14. If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  15. Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.
  16. Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.
  17. No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good.
  18. Give up for a second and that's where you'll finish.
  19. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
  20. Remember to live.