A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in
and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in
and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." The boss asks the foreman
about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two
men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have
a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd
hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with?
Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law
drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday
morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on
my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing
you know, I'm screwing her."
The boss says, "You screw your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
