I'm starting off again then, by offering up some of life's little bits of advice... available in one line!
Enjoy!
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- Don't drink and park; accidents cause people!
- Don't wish for it... work for it!
- Be nice to your kids, they'll pick out your nursing home.
- It's always too early to quit.
- Never eat more than you can lift.
- To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- Talk only if you can improve on the silence.
- If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it!
- The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory.
- If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
- If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.
- Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.
- No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good.
- Give up for a second and that's where you'll finish.
- Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Remember to live.
